Kiss My Eyes And Lay Me To Sleep..

October 13, 2014 5:21 am

I love being with you. I love seeing your goofy smile. Your crooked nose. I love your mouth breathing. I love our days. The drives. The laughter. The jokes. The cigarettes. The nachos. The songs that we sing off-key to on the radio. I love that you get jealous over nothing and sometimes order me around. But you hold my purse and stand outside the bathroom door. You carry my things in your pockets even if I have my own. You go out of your way for me and don’t mind me when I’m sloppy and drunk.

But I’m sure you’re just using me somehow. You said it yourself—-you’ll never be with me. I’m ugly. I’m a horrible, fake-ass, cunt. And you only need a ride right now. You need company. You’re lonely and want a girlfriend, but you’re settling for a girl friend until you find someone who’s skinny and blonde. Then I’ll be a stranger again.

But I’m okay with that, because I love what we have and I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

September 13, 2014 11:44 am September 9, 2014 11:20 pm

wire-man:

silent-tundra:

jedavu:

Amazing Face-Paintings Transform Models Into The 2D Works Of Famous Artists

by  Valeriya Kutsan

If this isn’t the tightest shit you’ve seen then get the hell out of my face.

I’ve reblogged this before, so I’m doing it again.

(via consuelosinsuelo)

11:18 pm 11:18 pm 11:17 pm
"It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. It’s like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down through the air and there’s a sickly moment of dark surprise."

A Series of Unfortunate Events (Lemony Snicket)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via norun-ala-nur)

11:17 pm 11:15 pm
voodouqueen:

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

Im gonna put it on my dick

voodouqueen:

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

Im gonna put it on my dick

(Source: ldrsociety, via tyrannyoftheurgent)

11:12 pm

who-lock-loki-lover:

bellamysbutt:

jadefyre:

Bilbo wakes up suddenly to DON’T STOP BELIEVING

It was an unexpected Journey

GET OUT.

I just choked on my second breakfast

(Source: jadefyre, via tyrannyoftheurgent)

11:07 pm August 22, 2014 6:08 pm 6:07 pm
August 21, 2014 2:34 pm 2:34 pm

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

(via sixwaystilsunday)

2:31 pm
burninggreen:

Good morning stoners. 
Take a hit and relax.

burninggreen:

Good morning stoners. 

Take a hit and relax.

(via fuckyeahcary)